Scream Funny Killer Gets Hit While Chaceing
Star Wars used to be one of the most beloved franchises of all of entertainment, but that all changed when the twisted mind of George Lucas was left unsupervised and unchecked by a medical professional. He was able to army crawl himself away from Arkham Asylum and onto a chair in front of a pen and paper and write the prequels.

- The entirety of the video is just him driving the secret cheat code cars and generally trying to wreck the other racers. It doesn't exactly work, but it's hilarious.
- "I'm not racing as just any old outhouse. I am Turbo Shitter!"
- "Too much speed, we're flying!" (proceeds to fly off the map) "Turbo Shitter! Nooooo!"
- His first line after the opening: "My race car this afternoon is just a standard dinosaur. Should be a tooth and nail battle for first place."
- He called Slender Man a "sack of juiced nipples" and "Spaghetti Arms."
- Trying to evade Slender Man by running in a zigzag the way you do with alligators.
- Similarly in SCP – Containment Breach, he tried to arm wrestle SCP-173 only to accidentally walk past its field of vision and got his neck snapped. Later he tried to fight it for real only to get his ass handed to him again.
- "Parkour!" (gets hit by a car) "Aw, shit."
- And then he gets hit again: "It is Pepsiman's anger that will drive him to succeed - Fuck you, car."
- When he completes the first level, he tries to guess the plot of the game: "So using what I know about Isaac Newton, and cross-referencing that information with the mathematical formulas constructed by Euclid, I can accurately deduce that Pepsiman is hand-delivering these large quantities of Pepsi over to a tribal group of aliens. The plot thickens."
- He keeps going after the second level: "He just shot a shit waterfall at the crowd, and they're cheering for him. ...Wait a minute, that just opened up new plot elements... That's it! The shit waterfall is a symbol for anal cavity! That-that's it right there! Pepsiman is delivering the Pepsi, to the rectums of the aliens! Shit, that truck just hit him, the government is trying to assassinate him for what he's trying to do! So Pepsiman is now being framed for high treason when all he's trying to do is quench the thirst of the aliens' dehydrated assholes. Such a noble act of heroism, I, for one, will not stand by and let shit depart from my ass cheeks while Pepsiman needs our help - I, have, been, flattened."
- The Running Gag with the woman crossing the street.
"Bitch, please, you had to know the wiener warrior known as Pepsiman was coming through! Stay on the sidewalk until you're ready for the big leagues."
- "It's really quite peculiar: Pepsiman in essence is Pepsi, but he's being hunted by Pepsi - (giant can crushes him) - and I'm getting my ass kicked by Pepsi."




"This is making me wanna purchase a pair of bowling shoes and then cut my feet off so I can't use the shoes properly."
- Just everything he says about the trees.







- He changed the name of his zoo from "Grasslands Zoo" to "Fisting Festival" in order to makes customers feel welcome.
- He keeps ignoring (or maybe not even noticing) the alerts telling him that the peafowls are drowning or that animals are starving.
- "Nothing says quality zookeeping like a good old-fashioned peafowl mauling."
- He put the zoo's bathroom on top of a mountain surrounded by guardian tigers, and dumps a man in a pit of forty tigers because he disliked the zoo. His attempts to kill as many human patrons as possible (or at least make their visit very difficult) are pretty funny in general.
- He zoomed into first person view, the result being absolute pandemonium.
- "If this doesn't elicit piss from your nostrils, nothing will!"
- His names for his party in all of the videos:
SHIT IS ON THE NIPPLE
The Full Power Of Titties
Cows Can Touch Ass Cheeks
When Shitting Tell Asshole ThankYou
Smell What The Rock Cooks
Nipple Titties The Final Frontier note the names of his party in Organ Trail, a Zombie Apocalypse spin-off
- His gravestones' epitaphs: "HERE LIES SHIT"
- Him not buying clothes for his party because he "wants everyone naked".
- His reasons for buying bullets, including defense against hordes of zombies and games of Russian Roulette with the family.
- His reaction to one of his party members drowning in a river less than 4 feet deep.
- His wondering how a thief could have stolen nine oxen in the middle of the night.
- The jobs he gives his oxen, including medical duty, street racing, fighting in UFOC (Ultimate Fighting Oxen Championships) matches, hoof-to-hoof combat, and even reviving dead party members.
- The conclusion he jumped to after one of his party members (named Is) contracted measles and one of his oxen was injured in the span of one night.
- ""Is has measles." I can't tell if that's a statement or if it's telling me my party member already has measles. "One of the oxen is injured." What the fuck happened last night?!"
- One particular part in Organ Trail:
Text box: Titties turned suddenly and bit Frontier! You had to kill Titties.

"Just walk on the stilts! Use the stilts! Be one with the stilts! You are the stilts! Feel the stilts! Have sex with the stilts, Oswald!"

"How was I supposed to know to keep my child alive? There should be a message in the beginning, 'Child is useful, do not murder!'"
*steals a car and drives away quickly*
"It looks like Christmas has come early, ladies and gentlemen!"
* crashes into a building and the car explodes*
"...Fucking terrific."



- Cr1tikal shitting his own head out.

- His reaction to hitting a foul ball: "OHHH! Everyone's fucking!"
- "Most owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in both directions. This owl can fuck itself in all directions."
- "For what reason are you an owl? And why have you decided to take up baseball as a hobby? This owl needs some toilet paper, because it's a dirty asshole."
- "This owl just doesn't have feathers, it's made out of asscheeks. It has asscheeks for feathers."
- His reaction to finally defeating the owl: "YES! I'VE DONE IT! I'VE DEFEATED THE OWL! DO YOU STILL LIKE TO SINGA ABOUT THE MOONA AND THE JUNEA AND THE SPRINGA
- Just the fact that he refers to playing against each character as fighting and defeating them is somehow hilarious.
- And the fact that he's getting extremely immersed in what was meant to be a simple game for younger children.

- "I don't know how many bananas it is, it's probably enough to feed a family of marsupials for twenty-five years."
- "Now that looks scary. Feels as though my dick is trying to burrow its way back into my body. But I'm not gonna let it, I'm going to restore my wiener's honor."
- Critikal suspects that Dr. Scholl
trapped the monkeys in balls.
- "You fucking ass-spanking, fruit-punch-drinking, guitar-playing, shit-eating piece of alligator jizz!"
- "I am going to regurgitate all of my previous meals."
- When Dr. Bad-boon's airship flies in in the cutscene: "Oh, speaking of a giant flying dildo, there's one right there!"


- Also doubles as a Moment of Awesome as he got pretty far without once pressing the shift key.
- He runs into a dinosaur with a vehicle and sends it sailing up into the sky. It's pretty clear he wasn't expecting that to happen.
"Oh. Wow. Welcome to the cosmos, dinosaur."
- "You're going to sit there with socks on your feet and tell me I ran all this way to not even be able to stand on a simple appliance?"



- "Oh...I guess I'm his new briefcase."
- "Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement: That was not the President. I'm the President. TALLY HO!" (leaps into the crowd)
- Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You playing whenever the Secret Service character attempts a Diving Save.

- "Miss Penny will be a little scared at first, but then she'll realize the burger just wants a hug, she'll give it a hug, and then the burger fingers her. It's the perfect plan."
- His complete irrational hatred of Chuck. All of it.
- How he attempts to seduce Miss Prudence with a burger. At first, he puts all of the right ingredients on her burger, and you think it'll be the first one he's done right in the whole video. But before he puts the bun on, he piles on an absolute mountain of "his semen" (mayo).

- When he gets to the third screen (which is full of spikes and clouds), he wonders if it's the future of pornography.
- "You know something has gone awry when you're being hunted by apples."
- "My arch-nemesis...We meet again and this time I have an erection! Whole different ball game. And I still got...eviscerated."
- (makes it to the end of the fourth screen) Yes! Harvard professors deemed it impossible, but I did it! (gets crushed by spike plate) ...The day I beat this game is the day the Earth stands still."


- When he reaches Mysterio and sees that his costume has eyes on its chest: "I wasn't looking at your titties, Mysterio, your titties were looking at me!"

- "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your tongue, so that I may climb up it and supply you with this dope dick."
- Goat!Critikal runs for reelection as mayor and does a stage dive.
- After falling off a tower: "Fuck me, shove a candy cane down my dickhole, damn it!"
- "The second I reenter reality, I'm coming back to that fighting ring and I'm taking you to lunch!"
- His reactions to being constantly flung up into the air. "No. No, no. Honey Nut Cheeri-No's!"
- He predicts that our world will devolve into a dystopia in the future if we don't allow goats to participate in our sporting events.

- "Holy shit, she is just delivering my pizza right now, fuck!"
- *camera moves down to show the player character's headless shadow* "This is exactly what I thought I was when I entered the bathtub. A floating headless torso. Who else would you wanna be in the bathtub with you at the same time? I mean just look at this, this is clearly Washington Irving's first draft of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow I mean that's what this game is based on obviously."
- "It seems you forgot to add soap to your bath experience! Allow me to...slap your titties until they produce milk and thus artificial bubbles! Why are you not lactating yet, I just gave your titties the one-two-slapperoo!"

- "You have the audacity to tell me that this is "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" when I'm over here decoding hieroglyphics trying to figure out what the FUCK these characters are saying to me in thier cryptic, disruptive language. They're missing W's, they're missing G's, they're missing grammer; and you're going to tell me it's fucking "EASY TO UNDERSTAND"? You sit there on your high horse and tell me it's "EASY TO UNDERSTAND" you can go right the fuck ahead and shit in my rectum, if that's what you're trying to do."

- When Octodad's son isn't given a name, Critikal promptly dubs him 'Abazor.' And soon after, spontaneously decides to axe-murder him. "It looks like you've just seen a sheep putting on a condom, I must kill you, I'm sorry!"
- "Oh! It's Octopuses Gone Wild, it's having sex with the bar!"
- In the video where he plays Roach, he gives what could be considered a "The Reason You Suck" Speech to cockroaches in general:
"I think they're the most disgusting, awful, revolting, repulsive, putrid, rancid, hopeless, meaningless, careless, pointless, useless, nippleless, wiener-fondling, fart-inducing, shit-producing sacks of filth this world can offer."
(Upon seeing Chica in the dining room) "That duck looks like it has a soup ladle shoved up its ass. Poor thing looks startled."
(When Freddy visits him in the dark) "Serenade me, Fazbear. Serenade my candy ass."
- His increasing anger at Phone Guy's verbosity.
- Toward the end of the video, he starts talking about a story between him and a girl that seems to start off as sexy but quickly goes into completely hilarious territory.
- One of the comments suggests a hilarious alternative to a gruesome death when the animatronics catch you.
Freddy: "Oh man! Did you piss yourself? That was perfect! Hi, my name is Freddy and this is my band. We like screwing with the night shift guy to pass the time. Hey, you want a beer? We keep them in the back and put them in the pizza dough. Let me tell you, those kids get fucked up!"
- (while opening and closing the door repeatedly on Bonnie) "I can do this all day, bear. All day. Peekaboo."
- "Well this is really stirring my pasta."
- His non-chalant, almost bored reaction when Bonnie attacks him.
Cr1tikal: (puts camera down) "Oh, okay then."

- The absolute crowning moment is when the main character answers the door while jacking off and critikals commentary just makes it even better.




- "I milk myself when I run."
- Critikal!Pronin arguing with the sex hotline operator.
- "Anytime, Mr. President. Look, feel free to contact me whenever about whatever. You want me to do magic at a birthday party? Alakazam, I'm right there fucking your wife."
- Critikal!Pronin's accordion performance.
(tears accordion in half) Fuckin' nailed it.
- "Why are the New York Yankees stealing statues?"
- "You answer Pronin when Pronin speaks to you!" (walks off in a tutu) "You don't answer my questions, I steal your clothes. I'm a gorgeous ballerina." (walks onstage during the ballet) "Rub your nipples on my cock, you fucking amateurs! Get out of the way, I'm Captain Pronin!"
- "Don't blow your load yet, Chef Boyardee, I got more for you."
- "Sorry, honey, the President wants to do Jello shots off my nipples."
- He wasn't the best father but I always looked up to him because he was 8 feet tall.
- "Do you like nature? Well, that's too fuckin' bad, here's a bear. You're watching Cobmecthoe...Npean...partine and some Russian shit."


"I can't understand what these characters are saying half the time. What's his name? Benjamin Spoon-Carrots or something?"
"If a man lit my car on fire, took a shit in my shoes, milked my dogs without their consent, and stepped on my thumb, I would still hope he lives a life where he never has to play this game."

"Just as my father told me when I was a wee lad, wrestling will evolve and take place above the ring."
- When he was reading the opening line, he decides to add an extra letter.
"Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the shitter."
- His brief singing at one point:
"Oh, oh, oh, AH! I can't feel my WIENER when I'm with you! But I love WIENER! But I love WIENER!"



"You bent me over, and handled me like a man, but you didn't come inside me, you came in my haaaaaaaaaand, yeah, you- [giggling] oh shit, oh fuck, fuck [ukelele falls], okay, well, yes, yep- just dropped the ukelele lunging for the mouse- [doll kills the player character] Perfect, yep. That was ten minutes well spent and I probably just busted this fucking ukelele. That's... now we're feeling it.





- The disclaimer. Instead of simply rattling off copyrights and ownerships, it's Critikal rambling a bunch of silly nonsense.
- The sound effects are merely Critikal and Huggbees making a bunch of noises, with the exception of the running sounds, which can be heard as "Taptaptaptaptap" or "Runrunrunrunrunrun", as well as THE SOUND IT MAKES WHEN SOMEONE PICKS UP AN ORANGE!
- The plot. A vitamin C monster has kidnapped a baby and will only give him up if he's brought an orange. Yusuke concludes that the best place to find an orange is in Hell.
- While running towards the main villain's lair, Kuwabara is grabbed by the leg by a hand emerging from the ground and trips over, remarking that it's a nasty handjob. Immediately afterwards, a mook with a photoshopped demon face and nightmarish voice goes over the sheer torment that he will inflict on Yusuke and company for a full minute, after which Yusuke and Kuwabara decide to, in their own words, run like little bitches.
- Hiei's voice is replaced with that of Tim Kitzrow.
Hiei, after cutting a Mook into pieces: BOOMSHAKALAKA!
- "NORMAL DODGE!"
- The vitamin C monster gets covered in lava and spends half a minute bitching about how much it hurts.
Vitamin C monster: I don't think you guys understand how much this hurts. I was in fucking LAVA. That shit's, like, a thousand fucking degrees.
- Afterwards, the monster decides to use his ultimate attack. He never gets to use it but he spends a very long time saying its name.
- The ending. Yusuke is unsure of what to do next, with Kuwabara suggesting he come to his bar mitzvah. Suddenly, all characters in the shot are shown wearing yarmulkes. Then the camera pans out to show the Earth itself wearing one.


- What Cow Man (and by extension, some of the Frasers) does for most of the match is basically glitch all across the elimination chamber, for unexplained reasons. Plus, Cow Man is also the second person to get pin falled, moments after Classic Fraser. Which is hardly surprising, considering who he is.
- When the match dwindles down to just Narcissistic Fraser vs. Deformed Fraser, the latter, despite the number of pin-falls and beatings he's received, absolutely refuses to get pin-falled, trying his best to finish Narcissistic Fraser. He ultimately fails to do so, but damn, did he never stop until the bitter end.

"It's Shit Pants Scary Ghost Guy!"


Cr1TiKaL: (speechless with laughter)

"And my passenger seat is filled to the bitch with scrotum tickling accessories."

"Show them what you're workin' with, Mr. Frog, yeeeeaah... (dies) ...you anus..."


- Tiana voicing her hopes on Ourvork winning in a 8-way Battle Royale match. Only moments after, he's the first to be thrown out of the ring.
- Optimus Prime's continuous No Holds Barred Beatdowns towards Super Snorkler, to the point where Charlie states just how much Prime hates the Snorkler.
- Cow Man thwarting Ourvork's pin on Beef...the latter immediately responding by trying to attack Cow Man, who punches him right in the face. And then Ourvork shoves Cow Man right off the ring.
"Oh, by God, Cow Man again is cheating! Jesus motherfucking Christ !"
- Cow Man randomly punching Fetishimo in the face, despite the latter not even being tagged in.
- Pretty much the majority of the 8-man tag team match, especially the climax: after Cow Man thwarts Optimus' pin on Beef, an enraged Prime tosses Cow Man into the corner of the ring, before throwing Beef in the same corner, and then the unthinkable occurs. Due to a brutal Game Breaking Glitch, Optimus finds himself in the corner as well, engaging in a position that can only be described as a turnbuckle threeway . When the creation of the "peanut butter and fuck sandwich" has ended, the scene seems to have affected the rest of the fighters, with them continuously entering and exiting the ring and their tag positions, and some even just wandering aimlessly...and Cow Man? He remains in the corner of the ring for the rest of the match, completely unmoving and presumably Died Standing Up. Or, in Charlie's words: "Cow Man's spine has literally been severed". Even the referee is also affected, perpetually staring off into space or right at Cow Man directly unless a pin is being performed. In the end, the new characters manage to best the OG squad, Trix doing the pin on Beef.
- The last match of the stream ends with the game finally giving up the ghost and crashing. Charlie assumes that it was because the game couldn't handle any more of Cow Man's relentlessness, which technically means that Cow Man has earned a long sought for victory after everyone else note sans Super Snorkler won before him.

- His nicknames for the survivors, such as "Skinny Carl Wheezer" for Nick and "female Jimmy" for Sam.

- "It's like a little bit of a Clue game, you know what I mean, but instead of identifying a killer, you're identifying a huge douchebag, and it's always RiceGum."
- "And this man is so fucking dumb, he can't even write a sentence without showing how fucking dumb he is. The title of the video is ''Youtubers Calls Me Out''. (...) You're like the Floyd Mayweather of Youtube, absolutely illiterate, but instead of being good at fighting like Mayweather, you're good at nothing. You have no discernible skills. The title should read ''Youtubers Call Me Out'' for being a big piece of shit."
- "Now, calling this video "an apology" would be like calling Amy Schumer a good comedian, it's not even close."
- "This man openly drops trousers and takes a big ol' peepee right in their mouth. I don't know why they accept the golden shower from RiceGum so frequently, but they do. They must fucking love it. It's their fetish, their kink."

- Snickering at Jaystation's failed attempt at a jumpscare.
Charlie: I have nothing to say about that, I really fucking liked that a lot.
- Mocking the Motor Mouth on one of Jay's friends.
- "That tastes like dementia. Bro, did you lace my drink with dementia?"
- Jaystation forgets what his fanbase is called and continuously asks Stromedy, much to the annoyance of Charlie.
Jaystation: Oh man, what's my fanbase called again?
Charlie: The Small Dick Society, I believe that's what your fanbase is known as, Jaystation.
Jaystation: What were they called? What were they called? My fanbase...
Charlie: They're called fucking idiots, Jaystation. How could you forget that? - "Jaystation's gone feral, he's gonna start running around on all fours, taking a shit in the living room. It's about to get fucking messy."
- The conclusion of the Memory Loss potion prank, supposedly has Stromedy having to explain the situation to the police. To which, Charlie has some advice for him:
Charlie: Honestly, your best bet Stromedy, in that situation, would just be: go outside and just ask if they'll buy your merch. Just plug your fuckin' merch to the police. That would be fuckin' lit bro, pluggin' merch to the coppers.
- Small-penised Jaystation, little baby-weinered Jaystation.
- "Sticking your cock in the dirty gloryhole of a biker bar feels less gross than watching a full Jaystation video."

My dick's not big
My girlfriend fucks my friend
You say I'm down on my luck
I say it's a win-win,
'cause I'm a cuck!
And I hope he fucks her good
In a way I wish I could


- He names his character "I Don't Like Kids."
"I'd like to introduce you to my character, Mr. I Am Not a Pedophile."
- Charlie's thoughts on Todd Howard claiming that "he read on the internet that Bethesda's games have bugs".
Charlie: Todd didn't hear shit. Todd doesn't even know how to use the internet.

- "He's basically Jaystation, without the crippling meth addiction."
- "Bonnie's father has come out of nowhere to join Smash Brothers-"
- "Guys Guys Guys Guys Guys Guys Woody Woody Wow"
- His other jab at Jaystation.
Charlie: When he does these shit videos, and it's all he does.



Announcer: Now we're ready to make unicorn slime!
- Additionally, the fact that many people who first saw this clip from the resulting memes thought that it was from a stream where he won a match in a game, yet he was actually sarcastically reacting to a toy where you make a unicorn defecate.



- "Go back to the spirit realm!"

Charlie: RiceGum himself is like a human F. Everything that man does is an F-tier. If a fucking gas station toilet could speak, it'd have more interesting things to say than RiceGum.

- The second game that he plays is an Asian horror game called The Super Market, featuring very LOUD screams from enemies. The second enemy's scream goes on for quite a while, since it can't figure out how to go around a shelf.
- "Women Possessed By Cheesy Potato Demon"
- His interpretation of and really anything he says regarding Mike Dow.
- The titles and thumbnails. - "Man Invents Bottle That Holds Water"
- "I've suffered a lot, I've slept in my car, and I haven't been able to have a wash in four days cause I was that busy."
Charlie: And? It's called being a gamer.


- "I like to believe that the guy behind the channel is truly frightened by the things that he finds and posts them in earnest."


Charlie: Man, they hate video games out here. Holy shit.

- To make things even better, after he's done, someone in his chat tells him "Thanks for the spoiler." Which he reads out and responds by saying he did the person a favor.
- Regarding the plot of Blood Blockade Battlefront:
Charlie: Like this entire story is the wettest fart of all time, in anime. Nothing in this show makes any sense whatsoever... At all.

- Charlie's reaction to being flung by Huggy is a monotone: "Oh, I see."
- While being chased by Huggy in the vent, Charlie stops to read writing on the wall and gets killed.
- He cuts off the second tape and tells the guy who recorded it to "stop whining."
- At the end when he finds Poppy. He immediately flings his hand at her box, but wasn't expecting it to open.
Poppy: You opened my case.
Charlie: Well, not on purpose. It was an actual accident.

Charlie: I'd rather watch live action Cowboy Bebop, than security camera footage of my car being stolen... So, that's saying something.

"There's never a dull moment in Vice City."
- He punches a cop because he wasn't sure it was a cop. As he runs away, another cop chases him, until he runs out of breath near a moped. Charlie then jacks the moped, but is immediately knocked off it and busted by the cop.
- This bit of Hypocritical Humor after crashing into a car and sending it flying.
"Man, no one in this city can drive. Bunch of maniacs out here."
- "Fucking boy scout just ran this man over."
- While randomly cruising on a motorcycle, Charlie witnesses a cop chasing after a suspect, only for both to be hit by a cop car.
- Immediately after, an NPC starts glitching out, leading Charlie to think the man is transcending. And a few seconds later, a hooker does the same.
- He jacks a motorcycle with two riders on it. The driver is sent flying while the passenger ends up walking on Tommy's head.
- During a mission, Charlie equips a chainsaw and attempts to ambush two dealers from the top of a roof stairwell. He overshoots it and almost hits one of his AI partners.
"From the top turnbuckle!"


"He-Man? More like Help-Me-Man, I just had to listen to Amy Schumer tell another fucking awful joke and now I'm in need of medical assistance."
Source: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/Critikal
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